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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":433}
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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