Daniël Nicolas Maria Johanes Krutzen is a Dutch former professional footballer who played as a defender.
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Kurakhivka is a rural settlement in Kurakhove urban hromada, Pokrovsk Raion, Donetsk Oblast, eastern Ukraine. The population is 2,600. The settlement has been under Russian occupation since October 2024.
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Higher Self is the third extended play by South African rapper Dope Saint Jude. It was released on 2 April 2022 through the French record label, Yotanka. The 6-track album is composed of Dope Saint Jude's vocals combined with elements of alternative R&B and electronic music.
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