{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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